Goose Work

What Do The Geese Do All Day?

Geese clearing the paths - if only!

Geese clearing the paths – if only!

Geese are not pets.  They are great security animals. Sure, a gosling will let you pet it as it grows.  Ours have even put their wings around me and rubbed my neck, followed me around the garden and posed for pictures – so sweet! but later they make a special effort to show me how good there are at being a goose by honking, hissing, biting and shaking just to scare me off.  Only when a gander or goose is injured will she let me touch her again.

Goslings are tricky to raise on a small site because the geese are clumsy parents.  Goslings die very easily.  Hawks and crows find them very yummy.  Hand raised goslings need a very careful diet including fish oils, no dairy and definitely no chocolate cake at Christmas.

Geese can sneak up on you when you are out in the garden picking herbs and give you a bit of surprise attack in sensitive areas.  Geese don’t harm humans as viciously as dogs, simply because they don’t have teeth.  They can still traumatise, scratch and bruise you.  They can kill small creatures such as chickens, rats, snakes and lizards.

Goose and GoslingsWhen they attack they often attack in a pack.  Once Ryan, our son was attacked when he went to feed them. All five of our geese flew up on to his head, grabbed his hair in their beaks, planted their webbed and nailed feet on his shoulders and beat him with their wings. He reported the attack as feeling like it was a flock of Pterodactyls at his head.

Geese don’t eat meat so they are not inclined to hunt. They are more fond of parading and attacking in defense. Our hand raised geese are great company in the garden except in late winter, spring, and summer.  So, the cuddly days are very short.

Geese can be poor mothers if the house is small because they often tread on the goslings.  Geese are not suitable in areas where you plant herbs and vegies in your permaculture garden because they are clever and will carefully pull at a plant until they find the tuber (as with waterchestnuts) or the berry or corn on the stalk.

Our Geese Are The Doormen

The Geese have red mulberry-stained beaksGeese keep away dogs and foxes during the day but have poor eyesight at night.  We have the geese patrol the outer boundaries to protect our chickens.  The other challenge with keeping geese is the noise they generate at night.   When they hear a noise – they like to honk about it.  They hate rodents so they will honk at any noises to keep them at bay.  Before we had the geese we had a lot of mowing, then the geese ate most of the grass.  Now we have planted the area with a food forest.

If you work at home, have good hearing and can handle large birds, sure, we would love to recommend geese, but if you work off-site or have small children – don’t risk it.

How A Weed Succeeds

Weeds venture where other plants fail to go.

They quickly colonise places where something has changed the landscape. The landscape change is usually done by conventional farming methods sucvegies growing in old chook run with composted lawn clippings as mulchh as digging but it could be from a catastrophe such as flood 0r landslip.  The weeds are well adapted to a short life and are highly re-productive with little dependence on the quality of the soil or water supply. Before you remove the weeds have a succession plan. Permaculture deals in modelling systems and seeing what the surrounding landscape has as a plan.  In a rainforest the succession plan involves plants that are happy to start in deep shade and will suddenly rise to the occasion when a mature tree falls.

What Weeds Are Good At

Weeds are excellent adapters. They can mine the on-site resources better than most other plants.  Weeds will mine minerals, sop up excess nutrients on a site and cover bare ground which builds organic matter in the soil.  If you remove a weed, you need to plant something almost just as strong or have a plan to nurture the next plant. There are easy ways to nurture plants, dig swales to bring water to them, cover the surrounding soil with mulch and build a tent of leafless branches to protect plants from too much sun, frost or animal damage and keep a regularly watch on young plantings.

Plan For A Time After The Weeds

When we remove a weed and send it away we are losing minerals and fertility from our site.  If we slash a weed before it goes to seed we get the benefit of the mineral rich organic matter as mulch.  When we do nothing and let weeds and non-edibles rule our site we miss out on the opportunity of having a balanced diet of fresh food and herbs.  Enjoy outsmarting a weed and implement a natural succession plan for a fruitful forest.  Living mulch is ideal to stop future weed invasion especially if it is edible.


Work/Life and Depression-Proof Employment

In 2030 there will be 30% less jobs. What will the new jobs be?

Depression-proof employment inspired by a lecture at the last permaculture convergence delivered by Nicole Foss:

  • Organising other people: mediators, facilitators, teachers of practical skills
  • Organising resources: eg. police, lawyers, control
  • Supply goods and services and investing in others.
  • Develop practical skills
  • Health care
  • escapism such as authors, entertainers

Minimise debt, hold cash and cash equivalents, be careful not to over spend on building your education and hang on to your hard goods.

Hard goods include

  • your bike
  • reference books
  • spare parts
  • land
  • water infrastructure
  • cooking equipment
  • provisions
  • Energy making sources (when you own your own energy, you own a lot of opportunity)
  • trading goods
  • radios
  • filters
  • tools
  • clothes